The Top 22 Signs You
Had Too Much of the 1990's
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22. Cleaning up
the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
21. Your reason
for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to your bookmarks.
19. You have
a "to do list" that includes entries for lunch and bathroo breaks and they are usually the ones that
never get crossed off.
18. You have
actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
17. Pick up
lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.
16. You consider
2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
15. You assume
the question to valet park or not is rhetorical.
14. You refer
to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
13. Your idea
of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
12. Your grocery
list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the products don't even exist any more.
11. You lecture
the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their profits.
10. You get
all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to work.
9. You refer
to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
8. You find
you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for living.
7. You normally
eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
6. You think
that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
5. You know
the people at the airports better than you know your next door neighbors.
4. You ask your
friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans.
3. You think
Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
2. You think
a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
And the number 1 sign you've had too much of the 90's:
1. You hear
most of your jokes via email instead of in person.